svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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leftbehindcloseddoors:

I bet Leonardo DiCaprio will name his first son Oscar, so he can say, I’ve finally got my Oscar

he will probably only have girls

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